Sunday, November 20, 2011

And So It Begins

According to my book, winter officially started this weekend with the first snowfall of the season. I am happy to report my winter bike setup is so-far-so-good and totally ready to whip winters ass. I set up my single speed Cross Check with full fenders, front Continental Speed King and rear Kenda Small Block Eight tires, drop bars, and bright, bright green bar tape. The tape is the most important part of the build as it gives me something to look at when I get bored.

I've been sick for the better part of three weeks now, and I'm beginning to feel like I may just be mortal after all. It all started with flu symptoms, digressed into severe stomach problems, and now the sickness has morphed into a cough, overstaying it's welcome on the magnitude of Jar Jar Binks' presence in the Star Wars saga. Yesterday was the first day I truly started to feel better after three weeks of aches, pains, chills, and coughs.

Yesterday also marked the two week mark of my sobriety (A small part of my cure for the before mentioned stomach problem). Despite the small amount of Vodka I consumed last night (I consider the consumption as more of an experiment of digestive fortitude than a relaxing drink), I have not had a single drop of alcohol since before being diagnosed with acid reflux. No spicy food, no alcohol, no peppermint, no fatty food, one cup of coffee a day, no chocolate (make Aaron something something). Yup, pretty much everything I eat day to day will now make my stomach feel like it's bleeding to death from the inside out; so now I eat like a true white person. So after considering the severe changes to my diet I have, in most part maintained a very positive attitude about life. My body really isn't all that pissed at me for taking all it's cookies away from it, I think mainly because the sobriety feels like I've just broken through the surface of an immense body of water and I am can now catch my breath. I can now breath.

In other news, I am now a full time wheel builder. The process of building the vehicle that propels the masses has helped me to fully understand that most people know nothing about wheels, and that even after three weeks of nothing but truing, I still feel like I know nothing about the art. Before I became a wheel builder, I spent the most of my summer running around a warehouse filling orders and packing boxes. Not very difficult work, but extremely difficult for someone who doesn't know how to shut ones' brain off. I'm out of the warehouse and into production where I now sit and I build the things that make people smile that smile that can only be attained by riding a bike. This makes me smile.

Despite the enormous learning curve I do feel like I have just now started to figure out my own process, and have so take it upon myself to build this beauty for a little beauty.














So guys, that is small piece of the pumpkin pie that I call my life. Take from it what you will, sometimes you just need to reach the surface and gasp for air to realize that you have it pretty good compared to where you have been.

Keep on the up and up, I'll see you on the road.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Ourboros and the Bitch that is Cyclinicity


So in the event that I self destruct I bestow my cat, The Great Commander Dorokovsky, all my Earthly pleasures. Included in that is a gnarly bicycle stable that will suite him not so well considering he lack the opposable digits to to properly give bad drivers the finger .



Regardless, I have had some life events in the last couple of weeks that have all but turned this firestorm of a beings' life into a all out tail spin. A tail spin that in my head will hopefully play out like that ridiculous scene in True Lies where Arnold battles a jet fighter and wins. Democracy always wins motherfucker. So be the current situation as it is, I have been forced to see the humor in all this. The humor that is everyday life. The humor that gets us by when all else fails us in life, when all that is promised, proven, and right; turns out wrong. The only thing any of us can do is just make light of it and find a better way than the people before us.


There is a better way to do things, I am seeing it first hand. All it takes is a little perspective and a lot of patience. (Insert Axle Rose snake slither dance) Oh, yeah it also takes about a gallon of piss and vinegar to see something like this through. Luckily A.P. Domeier is having a two-for-ones on piss and vinegar this month so gets yours while it's luke warm. Don't count me out, look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.


On a completely different note, I've ordered parts for my first wheel build, my new career interest. Building wheels, that is. The Karate MOnkey needs a front wheel like Throwdown needs a more people picking shit up off the floor, and well hell, I'm going to build it. Hope Pro II hubs-red ano, laced with DT Swiss double butted spokes, DT Swiss black brass nipples, WTB Lazer disc trail 29'r rims. Gonna go get learned in the art that is wheel building.


Here are my three rad things for this post:
I've learned recently from a friend at work that I am a black shirt hardcore type of dude:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PVXlGxABic4

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/1/4/0aa2bae5-35f6-445e-b38a-f24498e5f5d2.jpg

http://www.sjscycles.co.uk/images/products/medium/hope-pro-ii-6-bolt-front-disc-hub-32-hole-red-IMG24435.jpg